Anyone want a Pippa Middleton update? I haven’t covered Pippa in a long time. Pips was on hand at the GQ Men of the Year Awards to present the Innovator of the Year award to Ewan Venters. So random, right? Why would they choose Pippa to be a presenter? Anyway, Pippa sat next to Conde Nast International President Nicholas Coleridge. Nico Jackson wasn’t there. I usually call Nico the Male Waity, but I guess he decided to stop Waity-ing and got a new job in Switzerland a few months ago. Who knows whats going on with that relationship. I wonder if Pippa got paid to show up to this event. I mean, her book bombed, she was fired from her part-time article writing gigs, what does she do to make money?
Pippa wore a pale pink sequinned dress by Hugo Boss–the event’s sponsor. I don’t like it. It comes to just above the ankle. I think it’s either too long or too short. Like, it either needs to be floor-length or be knee length, cutting it off at the ankle makes it look weird. Her shoes are ugly, too. I’ll say something nice, though, I like her hair up like that; it’s pretty.
With Ewan Venters:
With Nicholas Coleridge: