Kate Middleton has three days of appearances coming up and guess what she did to prepare for them… Learn about the organizations? No. Prepare talking points for the round table discussion? Of course not silly. Kate went SHOPPING! Because of course she did. She needs shopping days to prepare for her three days of “work”, and then it’s off to Mustique for a week or two of recuperating from those three days of “work”. Because three days of “work” is just oh so hard for the Special Little Snowflake, Duchess Kate.
— British Royals (@britishroyals) January 14, 2015
Kate was out with two bodyguards at the John Lewis department store in Chelsea “for at least an hour”, and left the store with three shopping bags – one for each day she’s going to have to “work”! Ah man, Kate’s going to need at least a week in Mustique just to get over having to carry her own shopping bags. I mean, phew.
— Duchess News Files (@Duchess_Files) January 14, 2015
By the way, why is Kate’s makeup so caked on when she’s just going shopping? This chick really has no idea how to do day makeup.
— What Would Kate Do (@WWKD_Official) January 13, 2015
BTW, E’s headline is “Pregnant Kate Middleton Is a Natural Beauty as She Conceals Her Baby Bump During Rare Shopping Trip”. LOL rare?